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Live fast, Die young, Be wild, Have fun

Live fast, Die young, Be wild, Have fun

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12 hours ago

mybandneedsaname:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

I want this projected onto my tomb stone on a constant loop
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15 hours ago
carlosofthecosmos:

de-la-souls:

u guysssssssssssss! 

i feel like this is necessary to have on my tumble

carlosofthecosmos:

de-la-souls:

u guysssssssssssss! 

i feel like this is necessary to have on my tumble

(Source: nap-city, via rainbow-king)

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1 day ago

sophomorealbum:

"hey someone told me your tumblr ur-" image

(via opperatic)

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1 day ago

jrgamer418:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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Updates:

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FAMILY PACK YOUR BAGS WE’RE MOVING TO WHEREVER THIS IS

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1 day ago
hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.  Officer: Don’t have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

(via jrgamer418)

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Posted
1 day ago
makochantachibanana:

rinchannow:

i cant believe blues clues finally got its own anime

oh my god

makochantachibanana:

rinchannow:

i cant believe blues clues finally got its own anime

oh my god

(Source: reignfromabove, via jrgamer418)

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Posted
1 day ago

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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(via jrgamer418)

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Posted
1 day ago

thotmom:

youngblackandvegan:

lonequeen:

Hands down the best vine I’ve seen 

mama goals

my blog is based off of this vine basically.

(via kidwithachalkboard)

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Posted
1 day ago

colin997:

mashtonful:

morebuttermorebetter:

kingclit:

suxtosuk:

ariverperson:

The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response. 

omg that’s so cute like i’m crying lskdjflksfjsjfs want

THIS IS SO CUTE OMG

im dying of cuteness stop

WHY AM I CRYING?! ICANT STOP SMILING THAT WAS SO CUTE

awwws

(Source: forgetaboutcait, via rainbow-king)

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Posted
2 days ago

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(via kidwithachalkboard)

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Posted
2 days ago
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